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self inking mosquito prank stamp with washable ink refill funny gift — Christmas stocking filler gift
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Self-Inking Mosquito Prank Stamp with Washable Ink Refill – Funny Gift

One gentle press, a lifelike mosquito on their arm, and a slap they'll laugh about all Christmas.

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£8.99

Looks like a real bite in waiting — a detailed black mosquito, legs and all, appears on skin or paper.

No ink pad to carry — it re-inks itself after every press, so you can strike again and again.

Washes off with soap — warm water and ordinary hand soap remove the print; nobody stays marked.

Refill ink in the box — a 10ml bottle of black ink comes with it, so the joke lasts well past Boxing Day.

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Not quite right? Send it back, no questions asked.

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Delivery & returns

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Standard UK delivery is free and takes 7–9 working days, or choose Priority delivery (5–7 working days) for £2.90. Every parcel is tracked by e-mail. Order by Tuesday 15 December for Christmas delivery.

You have 30 days after delivery to change your mind and send it back, no questions asked. See our returns policy.

The problem

You want a small joke gift that gets a real reaction, not a novelty that fizzles out after one go.

Why it makes a great gift

This stamp delivers a reaction every time. Press it gently on an arm or a hand and it leaves a crisp, life-size mosquito print, the sort that makes people slap first and think later.

The ink is held inside: the rubber plate is re-inked after each press, so there's no pad and no smudgy fingers. The black ink dries quickly, comes off with soap and warm water, and a 10ml refill bottle is included.

Perfect for…

You have a family prankster who needs new material for Christmas Day.

You want a Secret Santa gift under a tenner that will actually be used.

You're filling stockings for kids or teens who love a good wind-up.

Press, wait, and watch them slap

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Press, wait, and watch them slap

Wait until they're busy, then press the stamp gently on a forearm or the back of a hand. A lifelike black mosquito appears instantly.

The reaction is the gift: a yelp, a slap, a double take, then everyone round the table wants a turn. It works on paper too, for notes, homework and birthday cards.

Self-inking, so no messy pad

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Self-inking, so no messy pad

There's no separate ink pad. The ink sits inside the stamp and re-inks the rubber plate after every press, so it's ready for the next victim straight away.

That makes it easy to slip into a pocket and carry from room to room on Christmas Day.

Washable ink, plus a refill bottle

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Washable ink, plus a refill bottle

The black ink dries quickly and comes off with ordinary hand soap and warm water, so the prank ends with a laugh, not a scrub.

A 10ml bottle of black refill ink is in the box. The shell is sturdy ABS plastic and its colour is a surprise, which adds a little extra to the unwrapping.

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Frequently asked questions

How do you get the print off?
Use warm water and ordinary hand soap, then rub gently. The black ink is washable and comes off the skin.
Does it need an ink pad?
No. It's self-inking: the ink inside re-inks the rubber plate after every press. A 10ml bottle of black ink is included to top it up.
Can I choose the colour?
The shell colour is random, so each stamp is a small surprise. The print is always a black mosquito.
Who is it suitable for?
It's a prank for kids, teens and grown-ups who like a harmless joke. Younger children should use it with an adult, and keep the ink bottle out of reach of little ones.
How long will delivery take?
Orders ship with tracked UK delivery: FREE · 7–9 working days. Delivery is free on orders over £0. Buying for Christmas? Order by Tuesday 15 December to receive it in time.
What if it's not right?
You can cancel within 14 days of delivery and return the item unused and in its original packaging for a refund. Just email help@stockingjoy.com with your order number and we'll guide you through the return.