Funny Emergency Survival Kit Gift Tin – Cheeky Gag Gift for Adults

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Funny Emergency Survival Kit Gift Tin – Cheeky Gag Gift for Adults

The cheekiest present at the party: an emergency kit for that moment nobody wants to talk about.

NewIn stock — dispatched within 24 hours

£20.99

Guaranteed laughs — the tin alone gets the whole room giggling before it is even opened.

Actually usable — five sealed items inside: disposable pants, tissues, wipes, an instruction card and a badge.

Built for gift swaps — the present everyone tries to steal at Secret Santa and White Elephant.

Gift-ready tin — a printed metal tin, the size of a lunchbox, ready to wrap.

30 days to change your mind

Not quite right? Send it back, no questions asked.

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Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Standard UK delivery is free and takes 7–9 working days, or choose Priority delivery (5–7 working days) for £2.90. Every parcel is tracked by e-mail. Order by Tuesday 15 December for Christmas delivery.

You have 30 days after delivery to change your mind and send it back, no questions asked. See our returns policy.

The problem

Every Secret Santa ends with the same candles and mugs, and nobody remembers who gave what.

Why it makes a great gift

This kit is the present people talk about long after Christmas. The printed tin promises rescue for life's most humbling moment, and inside are five sealed items to back it up: a pair of disposable rescue pants, tissues, wipes, a step-by-step instruction card and an "I survived" badge.

It is 100% a joke and 100% usable, so the laugh lasts. The lunchbox-sized tin is ready to wrap, perfect for an office swap, a birthday roast or a dad with a sense of humour.

Perfect for…

You are buying for an office Secret Santa or a White Elephant swap.

He or she has a cheeky sense of humour and laughs at toilet jokes.

You want a gag gift for a birthday roast or Father's Day.

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The tin that steals the show

Before it is even opened, the printed tin gets the whole room laughing, with its slogans and its promise to save the day.

At a gift swap, it is the present everyone wants to steal. Expect it to be passed round the table and photographed.

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Five sealed items, all usable

Open the lid to find disposable rescue pants, tissues, wipes, an instruction card and an "I survived" badge.

Everything is sealed and genuinely usable, which makes the joke even better: it could come in handy one day, in the glovebox or a desk drawer.

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Lunchbox-sized and gift-ready

The metal tin measures about 6.3 x 5 x 2.5 in, small enough to wrap easily and big enough to make an entrance.

Buy one for the office party, or a pack of 2 or 3 for brothers, uncles and friends who all deserve a laugh this Christmas.

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Frequently asked questions

Is it really usable?

Yes. It is a joke gift, but the five items inside are sealed and genuinely usable: disposable pants, tissues, wipes, an instruction card and a badge.

Who is it suitable for?

Adults with a cheeky sense of humour. It is a toilet-humour gag gift, ideal for Secret Santa, White Elephant swaps, birthday roasts and Father's Day.

How big is the tin?

About 6.3 x 5 x 2.5 in, roughly the size of a lunchbox.

Can I buy several?

Yes, choose a pack of 1, 2 or 3 kits in the options above.

How long will delivery take?

Orders ship with tracked UK delivery: FREE · 7–9 working days. Delivery is free on orders over £0. Buying for Christmas? Order by Tuesday 15 December to receive it in time.

What if it's not right?

You can cancel within 14 days of delivery and return the item unused and in its original packaging for a refund. Just email help@stockingjoy.com with your order number and we'll guide you through the return.