Cheeky Cat Bum Bag Clips, Pack of 2 – Funny Kitchen Gift for Cat Lovers

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Cheeky Cat Bum Bag Clips, Pack of 2 – Funny Kitchen Gift for Cat Lovers

The bag clip that makes every cat lover laugh — and still keeps the bread fresh.

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£8.99

Gets a laugh straight away — a chubby cat, tail up, cheeky star on its bottom: nobody opens this without grinning.

Actually useful — it closes bread bags, crisp packets, cereal, coffee and pet treat bags, so it earns its place in the kitchen drawer.

Two in every pack — one for the bread, one for the cat treats, or keep one and give the other away.

Tiny enough for a stocking — flat, about 9 cm tall, it slips into any stocking or Christmas card envelope.

30 days to change your mind

Not quite right? Send it back, no questions asked.

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Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Standard UK delivery is free and takes 7–9 working days, or choose Priority delivery (5–7 working days) for £2.90. Every parcel is tracked by e-mail. Order by Tuesday 15 December for Christmas delivery.

You have 30 days after delivery to change your mind and send it back, no questions asked. See our returns policy.

The problem

Cat lovers already own every cat mug going, and a joke gift usually ends up in a drawer.

Why it makes a great gift

These clips are the joke and the useful thing at once. Each one is a flat, cut-out cat seen from behind, tail in the air, and its body slides over the open end of a bag to hold it shut.

Use them on bread, crisps, crackers, cereal, biscuits, coffee or the cat's own treat bag. They come in a pack of 2 in dark grey, light grey or white, so they make a small, cheap and very specific present for anyone whose cat runs the house.

Perfect for…

You know someone who sends cat memes before breakfast.

You need a funny Secret Santa gift that won't be thrown away.

You want a little extra for a cat lover's stocking.

You're tired of half-open bags of crisps in the cupboard.

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A cat's bottom guarding the bread

Each clip is a flat, cut-out cat seen from behind: round body, tail curled up, a little face peeking over its shoulder and a cheeky star exactly where you think.

It is the kind of detail people point at the moment they open the cupboard, and the reason this gift gets passed round the table on Christmas morning.

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Bread, crisps, coffee and cat treats

Slide the cat over the folded end of the bag and it stays shut. It works on bread bags, crisp packets, crackers, cereal, biscuits and coffee, and on the pet treat bag the cat keeps trying to open.

Small enough to live in the kitchen drawer, funny enough to stay on the counter.

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Three colours, two clips per pack

Pick dark grey, light grey or white. Every pack holds 2 clips of the same colour, each about 9 cm tall and 7.4 cm wide.

Keep one pack for your own kitchen and give another to the cat person who will understand the joke immediately — a sister, a colleague, a teacher or a fellow cat parent.

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Frequently asked questions

What kind of bags do they fit?

They are made for bags with a folded or rolled top: bread bags, crisp packets, crackers, cereal, biscuits, coffee, lunch bags and pet treat bags. The cat's body slides over the folded edge to hold it closed.

How many clips do I get?

Each pack contains 2 clips in the colour you choose: dark grey, light grey or white.

How big are they?

Each clip is flat and measures about 9 cm tall by 7.4 cm wide, so they fit easily in a drawer or a Christmas stocking.

Is it a good gift for a cat lover?

Yes. It's funny, it gets used every day in the kitchen, and it makes a change from yet another cat mug. It works well as a stocking filler or a Secret Santa present.

How long will delivery take?

Orders ship with tracked UK delivery: FREE · 7–9 working days. Delivery is free on orders over £0. Buying for Christmas? Order by Tuesday 15 December to receive it in time.

What if it's not right?

You can cancel within 14 days of delivery and return the item unused and in its original packaging for a refund. Just email help@stockingjoy.com with your order number and we'll guide you through the return.