Realistic Fake Poo Prank Set – Squishy Joke Props in Different Shapes

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Realistic Fake Poo Prank Set – Squishy Joke Props in Different Shapes

Name: Realistic Fake Poo Prank Set – Squishy Joke Props in Different Shapes
Brand: StockingJoy
Price: 7.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

Leave one in the hallway, wait for the scream, then pick it up and do it all again.

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£7.99

Looks real at first glance — coils, logs and twisted piles in light and dark browns.

Different shapes in one set — so a few dotted around look convincingly like a real accident.

Soft and squishy — squeeze it, bend it, then reveal the joke with a grin.

Ready for the next victim — pick the pieces up and set the prank again.

30 days to change your mind

Not quite right? Send it back, no questions asked.

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Deliveredin 7–9 working days

Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Standard UK delivery is free and takes 7–9 working days, or choose Priority delivery (5–7 working days) for £2.90. Every parcel is tracked by e-mail. Order by Tuesday 15 December for Christmas delivery.

You have 30 days after delivery to change your mind and send it back, no questions asked. See our returns policy.

The problem

Christmas Day needs one good wind-up, and the joke shop crackers just aren't cutting it any more.

Why it makes a great gift

This set is the classic prank, done properly. The pieces come in different shapes — a coil, a cross, a long log and a twisted pile — and in light and dark shades of brown, so placed on a floor or a rug they look convincingly real at first glance.

They're soft and squishy, which makes the reveal even better: pick one up, give it a squeeze, and watch the horror turn into laughter. Then gather them up and plan the next victim.

Perfect for…

You have a dog, and a family who will believe the worst.

You're buying for a child or teen who loves toilet humour.

You need a silly Secret Santa gift that will get the biggest laugh in the office.

01

Coils, logs and twisted piles

The set mixes different shapes and shades of brown, so the prank never looks staged. A coil here, a log by the door, a twisted pile on the rug.

From a step away it's convincing enough to stop anyone in their tracks, which is exactly the point.

02

Blame the dog

Dot a few pieces along the hallway, by the back door or next to a slipper, then wait.

The gasp, the accusing look at the dog, the reach for kitchen roll: it's the oldest prank in the book, and it still works on Christmas morning.

03

Squishy, so the reveal is the best bit

Each piece is soft and squishy. Pick it up with your bare hand while everyone screams, give it a squeeze and enjoy the laughter.

Gather them up afterwards and they're ready for the next prank — a stocking filler that keeps giving well past Boxing Day.

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Frequently asked questions

Does it smell?

No. They're props, so they look the part without any smell.

Can I use it more than once?

Yes. Pick the pieces up after the joke and set the prank again as often as you like.

What does the set look like?

It's a mix of shapes — coil, cross, long log and twisted pile — in light and dark shades of brown, for a convincing scene.

Is it suitable for children?

It's a joke prop for kids, teens and grown-ups who like a silly prank. Small pieces are not suitable for children under 3 and should be kept away from pets that might chew them.

How long will delivery take?

Orders ship with tracked UK delivery: FREE · 7–9 working days. Delivery is free on orders over £0. Buying for Christmas? Order by Tuesday 15 December to receive it in time.

What if it's not right?

You can cancel within 14 days of delivery and return the item unused and in its original packaging for a refund. Just email help@stockingjoy.com with your order number and we'll guide you through the return.