Funny Wooden Sticky Note Holder with Pen – Cheeky Desk Gift for Work

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Funny Wooden Sticky Note Holder with Pen – Cheeky Desk Gift for Work

The most honest to-do list on the desk, with a pen that admits you probably won't do any of it.

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£8.99

Brutally honest slogan — laser-engraved "Sh*t I need to remember" in natural wood: a laugh every time they look at it.

The pen is in on the joke — the matching pen is engraved "BUT PROBABLY WON'T" and sits in its own slot.

Ready to use — comes with a pad of 3 x 3 in sticky notes, so the first reminder goes on straight away.

Desk-friendly size — about 5 x 7 in, it sits by a keyboard or on a kitchen counter without taking over.

30 days to change your mind

Not quite right? Send it back, no questions asked.

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Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Standard UK delivery is free and takes 7–9 working days, or choose Priority delivery (5–7 working days) for £2.90. Every parcel is tracked by e-mail. Order by Tuesday 15 December for Christmas delivery.

You have 30 days after delivery to change your mind and send it back, no questions asked. See our returns policy.

The problem

A brain with too many tabs open, and reminders that vanish the moment you write them down.

Why it makes a great gift

This holder makes the to-do list funny instead of stressful. The natural wood board is laser-engraved with a cheeky, sweary slogan, and the pen that sits beside the notes is engraved "BUT PROBABLY WON'T". It is a desk accessory and a running joke in one.

A pad of 3 x 3 in sticky notes is included, so it works straight out of the box. The engraving is sharp and permanent, and the board is small enough for any desk, kitchen counter or home office.

Perfect for…

You are buying for the most forgetful colleague in the office.

You need a Secret Santa gift that gets a laugh and still gets used.

You know a busy parent who juggles a million things at once.

They have a sense of humour and do not mind a little swearing.

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A laugh every time they write a list

The board is laser-engraved in natural wood with a slogan that says what everyone is thinking about their to-do list.

It is a daily smile on the desk and a quiet nod of solidarity between work friends. The engraving is permanent and will not fade.

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Notes and pen, all in one place

The sticky note pad sits in the centre and the engraved pen slots in beside it, so the pen never goes missing.

Write the reminder, peel it off, stick it on the screen or the fridge. The set is ready to use straight from the box.

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Under the tree, on the desk by Monday

Small, light and gift-ready, it is a Secret Santa favourite and an easy stocking present for grown-ups.

Choose blue or green for the pen and notes. It looks just as good on a home desk as in the office, next to the laptop and the morning coffee.

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Frequently asked questions

What exactly does it say?

The board is engraved "Sh*t I need to remember" (spelt out in full on the product), and the pen is engraved "BUT PROBABLY WON'T". It contains a swear word, so choose the recipient accordingly.

What is in the box?

1 laser-engraved wooden holder, 1 pad of 3 x 3 in sticky notes and 1 engraved pen.

How big is it?

About 5 x 7 in, small enough for any desk, kitchen counter or shelf.

What does the colour option change?

The colour of the pen and the sticky note pad: blue or green.

How long will delivery take?

Orders ship with tracked UK delivery: FREE · 7–9 working days. Delivery is free on orders over £0. Buying for Christmas? Order by Tuesday 15 December to receive it in time.

What if it's not right?

You can cancel within 14 days of delivery and return the item unused and in its original packaging for a refund. Just email help@stockingjoy.com with your order number and we'll guide you through the return.