Angry Banana Desk Figurine with Rude Gesture, Funny Office Gift

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Angry Banana Desk Figurine with Rude Gesture, Funny Office Gift

The tiny, furious desk companion that says what everyone is thinking on a Monday morning.

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£17.99

Instant laugh — a furious banana raising two middle fingers is hard to look at with a straight face.

Desk-sized — about 8 cm tall, it sits beside a monitor or keyboard without taking up space.

Detailed resin finish — bared teeth, angry eyebrows and chunky brown shoes.

Four characters — banana, bulldog, gorilla or turtle, all in the same rude pose.

Character Banana Bulldog Gorilla Turtle

30 days to change your mind

Not quite right? Send it back, no questions asked.

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Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Standard UK delivery is free and takes 7–9 working days, or choose Priority delivery (5–7 working days) for £2.90. Every parcel is tracked by e-mail. Order by Tuesday 15 December for Christmas delivery.

You have 30 days after delivery to change your mind and send it back, no questions asked. See our returns policy.

The problem

Finding a Secret Santa gift that gets a proper laugh without costing a fortune.

Why it makes a great gift

This little figurine is a joke that stays on the desk. The angry banana stands about 8 cm tall in brown shoes, bares its teeth and raises both middle fingers at the world, with all the detail painted in resin.

It is purely decorative and stands on its own beside a monitor, keyboard or bookshelf. Prefer another animal? The bulldog, gorilla and turtle strike exactly the same pose.

Perfect for…

You are buying for a colleague with a dark sense of humour.

You need a Secret Santa or White Elephant gift that gets a reaction.

They have a gaming setup or desk that needs some attitude.

The recipient is an adult who will find it funny, not offensive.

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Gives your desk some attitude

Put it next to the laptop and every tricky email gets the reply it deserves, without you typing a word. The furious face and raised fingers do all the talking.

At about 8 cm tall and 6 cm wide, it fits in the smallest corner of a desk.

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Small figure, plenty of detail

Look closely and you will spot the angry eyebrows, bared teeth and chunky brown shoes, all painted on resin with a textured finish.

It is a decorative piece, not a toy, so it is best kept for grown-up desks, shelves and gaming setups.

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Not a banana person? Pick another rebel

The same rude pose comes as a snarling bulldog, a roaring gorilla or a grumpy turtle.

Choose the one that matches the recipient, or collect the full gang for the office. Each one fits easily in a Christmas stocking.

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Frequently asked questions

Is it suitable for children?

No. The figurine makes a rude hand gesture and is a decorative item for adults, not a toy. It is meant as a joke gift for grown-ups.

How big is it?

The banana is about 8 cm tall and 6 cm wide, so it fits easily on a desk, a shelf or inside a stocking.

What is it made of?

It is made of painted resin with a textured finish. Colours may vary slightly from the photos depending on your screen.

Are the other characters the same pose?

Yes. The bulldog, gorilla and turtle all raise both middle fingers with an open, furious mouth, just like the banana.

How long will delivery take?

Orders ship with tracked UK delivery: FREE · 7–9 working days. Delivery is free on orders over £0. Buying for Christmas? Order by Tuesday 15 December to receive it in time.

What if it's not right?

You can cancel within 14 days of delivery and return the item unused and in its original packaging for a refund. Just email help@stockingjoy.com with your order number and we'll guide you through the return.