Funny I Hate Everyone Enamel Pin, a Grumpy Secret Santa Gift

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Funny I Hate Everyone Enamel Pin, a Grumpy Secret Santa Gift

Name: Funny I Hate Everyone Enamel Pin, a Grumpy Secret Santa Gift
Brand: StockingJoy
Price: 7.99 GBP
Availability: InStock

For the friend who loves you all, just not before coffee or after the third party invitation.

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£7.99

Says it so they don't have to — a grumpy little character and a bold I HATE EVERYONE banner.

Tiny and wearable — 2.8cm tall, it fits on a collar, a lapel or a lanyard.

Alloy and enamel — a proper pin, not a sticker.

Made for Secret Santa — funny, small, and sure to get a laugh at the office swap.

30 days to change your mind

Not quite right? Send it back, no questions asked.

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Dispatched within 24 hours on working days. Standard UK delivery is free and takes 5–7 working days, or choose Priority delivery for £2.90. Every parcel is tracked by e-mail. Order by {{DATE_NOEL}} for Christmas delivery.

You have 30 days after delivery to change your mind and send it back, no questions asked. See our returns policy.

The problem

Finding a Secret Santa gift that is funny, cheap and does not end up in a drawer is hard.

Why it makes a great gift

This pin gets a laugh the moment it is unwrapped. A grumpy little cartoon character stands on a banner reading I HATE EVERYONE: a cheeky nod to anyone whose social battery runs out by mid-December.

It is an alloy enamel pin, 2.8cm tall and 1.8cm wide, small enough for a jacket collar, a backpack strap or a work lanyard, and it can live on a desk too.

Perfect for…

You have an office Secret Santa with a small budget.

You know a proud introvert who needs a quiet night more than a party.

Your friend collects pins on a jacket or a bag.

You like gifts with a dry sense of humour.

01

A grumpy little statement

The character's sulky face and the bold I HATE EVERYONE banner say exactly how some of us feel on a Monday morning.

Pinned on a denim jacket, it is a small joke that people notice and smile at.

02

Wear it, clip it, display it

At 2.8cm tall, it suits a collar, a lapel, a backpack, a tote bag or a work lanyard.

It also makes a tiny desk companion for long days in the office, quietly speaking for its owner.

03

The office Secret Santa sorted

Small, funny and inexpensive: it ticks every box of a Secret Santa swap or a stocking filler for a teenager who is over everything.

Tuck it into a card or a stocking, and wait for the laugh.

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Frequently asked questions

How big is the pin?

It measures 2.8cm tall and 1.8cm wide.

What is it made of?

It is an enamel pin made of alloy.

Where can it be worn?

On a jacket, a backpack, a tote bag or a lanyard, or simply displayed on a desk.

Is it suitable for children?

It is a small item with a pin back, so it is best for teenagers and adults. The humour is cheeky rather than rude.

How long will delivery take?

Standard UK delivery is free and takes 5–7 working days, with tracking. Need it sooner? Choose Priority delivery for £2.90 at checkout. Buying for Christmas? Order by {{DATE_NOEL}} to receive it in time.

What if it's not right?

You have 30 days after delivery to return the item unused and in its original packaging for a refund. Just email {{EMAIL}} with your order number and we'll guide you through the return.